IoT war stories from a home that mostly automates itself — and the startup that made it possible.
Part 7: The Playbook I'll Run Next Time
Nobody Said Take My Money — Part 7 of 7 Everything this series describes — the n=1 extrapolation, the year of unwitnessed building, the three demand tests that all came back “enthusiasm without purchase” — was learnable for under $500 and about a month of conversations. I paid fourteen months and a working product line instead. This final post is the whole failure inverted into the sequence I’ll run next time, written so you can run it Monday morning. ...
Part 6: Killing It Well — The Sunset Decision
Nobody Said Take My Money — Part 6 of 7 There are a thousand posts about how to start a company and almost none about how to end one, which is strange, because most companies end. This is the post about how Mother Hen ended — deliberately, in writing, on evidence — and about the one piece of demand data that only becomes available after you pull the plug. A decision record, not a mood On June 18, 2026, I wrote the shutdown as a formal architecture decision record — the same document format I’d used all year for technical choices like radio architectures and sensor designs. Number in the sequence, status, context, decision, consequences. ADR-151: sunset the consumer business. ...
Part 5: The Pivot Month — What Thrashing Looks Like From Inside
Nobody Said Take My Money — Part 5 of 7 This is the post I least wanted to write, which is how I know it’s the useful one. Between June 5 and June 18, 2026 — thirteen days — I produced more strategy than in the previous six months combined. New pricing. A reversed shutdown. A platform re-architecture. Four new product concepts. A message pivot. And then, at the end of it, the actual shutdown. From inside, every single day of it felt like clarity. From two weeks’ distance, it was a system under terminal stress, generating ideas faster than it could test them, because generating ideas was the only move that didn’t hurt. ...
Part 4: Three Tests, One Answer — Enthusiasm Is Not Demand
Nobody Said Take My Money — Part 4 of 7 By mid-2026, without ever planning it as a research program, I had run three independent demand tests on Mother Hen. Different methods, different audiences, different costs. Paid advertising against a cold audience. Two days of face-to-face selling to a warm, self-selected crowd of exact target customers. And a slow, careful read of the communities where those customers talk to each other when no one is selling to them. ...
Part 3: The Year of Building — What Competence Costs You
Nobody Said Take My Money — Part 3 of 7 If you’re an engineer, this is the post that will read most like a mirror. It’s about the year I spent building Mother Hen, why that year felt productive the entire time, and why the feeling was a lie. What got built I’ll keep the inventory short because Part 1 already ran it, but the shape matters. Over roughly fourteen months, one person — me — built: ...
Part 2: The n=1 Trap — My Friend Was the Hypothesis, Not the Proof
Nobody Said Take My Money — Part 2 of 7 Mother Hen started the way a lot of doomed products start: with a real person and a real problem. A friend of mine keeps chickens. Like every chicken keeper, he had a door problem — the coop door has to be closed after the birds go in at dusk and opened again in the morning, and the cost of getting that wrong even once is dead birds. He had automated parts of it, but automation without monitoring just moves the worry: now instead of wondering whether you closed the door, you wonder whether the machine did. He wanted to know, from the house, at any hour, that the coop was actually secure. ...
Part 1: I Built It. It Worked. Nobody Bought It.
Nobody Said Take My Money — Part 1 of 7 On June 18, 2026, I wrote the decision record that shut down Mother Hen, a smart chicken-coop monitoring business I had spent more than a year building. At the moment I shut it down, the platform was running without a hitch at two beta sites — one in Tennessee, one in Colorado, about 1,500 miles from my desk. The firmware updated itself over the air. The devices provisioned themselves through the cloud with no field pairing. The alerts arrived on time, every time, including the ones that mattered at 3 a.m. In the entire life of the product, the technology never gave me a reason to quit. ...